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40 Ways to Annoy Lucius Malfoy by Deatheaters-Club, literature

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40 Ways to Annoy Lucius Malfoy

How to Annoy Lucius Malfoy WARNING: These following actions may lead to death, toture or being beaten with an expensive p-cane. 1. Kill his wife. 2. Ask him if failure is hereditary on his side of the family, since Draco seems to have inherited it from him. 3. Call him "Lulu". 4. Call him "Lucy". 5. Steal his p-cane. 6. Steal his p-cane and hit him with it. 7. (while you, him and the Voldy are in a room) steal Lulu's p-cane, hit Voldy with it, shove it into Lulu's hands, and run away. 8. Spray paint his albino peacocks pink. 9. Sick Umbridge on him. 10. Wave a crystal ball in front of him, telling him it's the real prophecy and the

Umbridge Death Eater 3 by Deatheaters-Club, literature

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Umbridge Death Eater 3

"SQUEEE!" Bellatrix screamed as she did the happy dance and screamed in a girlish fashion. "BELLA!" Lucius roared with intense anger. "What did I tell you about setting people on fire?" Bellatrix rolled her eyes and stuck out her tongue. "It's rude and illegal…" "Oh I don't care about that… What I do care about is that you burned a hole in my 10k galleon rug!" The Dark Lord made a puzzled face. "Who spends that much on a dingy old rug." Lucius turned red. " My Lord, I can assure you, this is quite an extravagant rug…" "You dare to contradict my judgement?" Roared the Dark Lord. "Yeah, Lulu." Muttered Bellatrix. L

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Umbridge Death Eater 2

"Well," said the Dark Lord finally after he had gotten over the shock of his new recruited death eater. "Let's start the meeting. Our objective is to come up with a plan to kill Harry Potter. Any ideas?" Fenrir Greyback raised his hand. "That DON'T involve eating him." The Dark Lord said as he looked sternly at the werewolf. Fenrir lowered his hand, and began to angst. The Dark Lord frowned, as he looked around, no one except for the scary pink toad lady thing and Bellatrix seemed to be paying attention. Fenrir was angsting about not getting to eat Harry Potter. Draco Malfoy was looking frightened and his mother was stari

Umbridge Death Eater 1 by Deatheaters-Club, literature

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Umbridge Death Eater 1

Ring, ring, ring. The Dark Lord lazily grabbed for his phone. "Lord Voldemort speaking." "Hello, My Lord," replied a fakely sweet, girlish voice. "What do you want?" Voldemort asked. He was trying as hard as he could not to sound scared. High-pitched girlish voices scared him more the anything. "Yes, well," the girlish voice began, "I wanted to become a Death Eater. Like you, I want to eradicate the world of muggles." "Oh, okay," said the Dark Lord relieved. "Blood status?" "Pure-blood." "Excellent, our first meeting commences at Malfoy Manor this Saturday night, 7 Pm sharp. All those who are late will be crucio'd out of their ex

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40 Ways to Annoy Lucius Malfoy by Deatheaters-Club, literature

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Deatheaters-Club

Mar 2, 2011

Now a group!!!

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Deatheaters-Club

Apr 27, 2010

The Deatheaters Club

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~*~Purpose~*~ The purpose of this club is for you, the Deatheaters fan, to have a place to come and support them. ~*~Rules~*~ 1. Must be a fan of the Deatheaters. 2. You can submit fanfiction, icons, fanart, etc. 3. Don't forget to deviwatch us and add our club icon to your journal. ~*~Joining~*~ To join just send the club a note asking to join and you'll be added. ~*~Submitting Art~*~ To submit art, just send the club a note with the link to your artwork in it and it'll be posted. ~*~Founder~*~ ~Before-I-Sleep (https://www.deviantart.com/before-i-sleep) ~*~Members~*~ :iconfighting0the0music: :iconDamaVerde: :icongutterSLUTT: :iconDim-Aldebaran: :iconFolken-sama: :ico

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FallenTributes

Sep 12, 2011

how do you make a devinat group page?

Dark-Emo-Vampiress

Aug 12, 2010

Hi, I would like to join. Also I've written two pics, one on 15 ways to annoy Severus Snape [link] and the other on 15 ways to annoy Lucius Malfoy [link]